Xmas tree is up

[Mav617]

Wifey in charge of Xmas, I just drink and play Elite: Dangerous

[AMCQ46]

its good to see that some people see this as a simple question about chistmas...... I applaud your pure views on the people who frequent his forum


but I have to say that you have spoiled MrsMcQ's Christmas preparation ......... I had left the thread open on the computer at home, and she was looking at ziggys posting when she was logging onto some internet shopping site or what ever it is that women use the internet for , and she thought ... Ahhh isn't it nice that he has got the family tree up then she shouts to me to say ...... does he know that you can see the porn on his TV ...... are all your friends fettish perverts!!!!!

obviously I was able to point out that ziggy is actually fairly normal, its Bazza you need to worry about

[TheGingerBeardMan]

Me? Single grumpy cantankerous old fart!.....No partner, no GF, no wife, no pets, no kids (anywhere on the planet!), and so, the house shall remain, as it has been for as long as I can remember, xmas tree/decoration and card free. Even when I was with significant others, I never celebrated it. I HATED it.

I will be the only house on the street (again) to be window light free, or have a house that looks like the inside of a woofters handbag: all sparkly with sickly-sweet smells that would make yer eyes water.

If anyone slots a card through the door, it get's instantly filed under ''B''. Why should folk that you never speak to at any other time of the year decide to send a glitter filled mess through yer door, then expect one back in return? And then yer expected, and obliged, to say to them: ''thanks for yer card....blah, blah...'' and that means you've opened up the opportunity for them to talk. Perish the thought.

Everywhere you go, there's the same bloody xmas tunes belting out in all the shops, everyone seems to have jumped on the festive bandwagon and are ALL wearing those tacky christmas jumpers ffs! I'm sorry, I don't care if it IS for charity, you all look like knobs. Keep the money you would have spent on buying the jumper, and donate THAT direct to the charity. Sheesh......

You may have guessed, I don't do that kinds of social interactions.

I was thinking about dying my beard away from Ginger this year. A nice shade of GREEN would be perfect!!



HUMBUG indeed!!

[TheGingerBeardMan]

The ONLY thing at my house that will make an appearance on Xmas day that wears the colours red and white....will be my VTR.

Whilst everyone will be inside stuffing their faces with all sorts o' crap never seen any other time of the year, I shall be out, taking advantage of the quiet roads, making shed loads of noise....health permitting...

It's my usual routine, fill petrol tank the night before....fill flask on the day....gather munchies, and then ride out somewhere where there ain't a soul around.

Drinking coffee, philosophizing, and watching the world go by, then it's time to thump home, wash the bike down and r.e.l.a.x

[MacV2]

Me? Single grumpy cantankerous old fart!.....No partner, no GF, no wife, no pets, no kids (anywhere on the planet!), and so, the house shall remain, as it has been for as long as I can remember, xmas tree/decoration and card free. Even when I was with significant others, I never celebrated it. I HATED it.

I will be the only house on the street (again) to be window light free, or have a house that looks like the inside of a woofters handbag: all sparkly with sickly-sweet smells that would make yer eyes water.

If anyone slots a card through the door, it get's instantly filed under ''B''. Why should folk that you never speak to at any other time of the year decide to send a glitter filled mess through yer door, then expect one back in return? And then yer expected, and obliged, to say to them: ''thanks for yer card....blah, blah...'' and that means you've opened up the opportunity for them to talk. Perish the thought.

Everywhere you go, there's the same bloody xmas tunes belting out in all the shops, everyone seems to have jumped on the festive bandwagon and are ALL wearing those tacky christmas jumpers ffs! I'm sorry, I don't care if it IS for charity, you all look like knobs. Keep the money you would have spent on buying the jumper, and donate THAT direct to the charity. Sheesh......

You may have guessed, I don't do that kinds of social interactions.

I was thinking about dying my beard away from Ginger this year. A nice shade of GREEN would be perfect!!



HUMBUG indeed!!

Here, Here...I'm with GrumpyBeardMan on this one...Can't be arsed with any of it...

Although I have for the last 10 years or so had an invite to a mates for dinner & who am I to pass up a free meal...They did forget the 'pigs in blankets' which was a bit off I thought...

Might not be going this year tho as I normaly go on me bike & thats a bit difficult with one arm in a sling...

[MacV2]

...& dont get me bloody started on the poxy xmas blody adverts that have been on for the past month !

The fecki9ng Argos one ! WTF is that all about ? Brightly colourd Yetis on skates FFS... Sometime in May in an advertising agency in a hippist part of London...'

'Right team we have been given the Argos Xmas Advert account...Any Ideas ? Ohhh this LSD is wearing off can you pass the smack please & I'll take a small rock of meth as well...''

[Miztaziggy]

its good to see that some people see this as a simple question about chistmas...... I applaud your pure views on the people who frequent his forum


but I have to say that you have spoiled MrsMcQ's Christmas preparation ......... I had left the thread open on the computer at home, and she was looking at ziggys posting when she was logging onto some internet shopping site or what ever it is that women use the internet for , and she thought ... Ahhh isn't it nice that he has got the family tree up then she shouts to me to say ...... does he know that you can see the porn on his TV ...... are all your friends fettish perverts!!!!!

obviously I was able to point out that ziggy is actually fairly normal, its Bazza you need to worry about

Haha. Genuinely had me in stitches.

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[BigVeeGrin]

loving this thread - full of philosophers, comics and err Al's pervy mates

What totally sums up how unbelievably humans have defied evolution are the wombles perfume ads - if anyone is ever influenced by such a load of up butt introspection then they deserve to be jettisoned off the planet for all our pissing sakes.

And I'm with el presidente on Argos ffs

[bigtwinthing]

Oy that advert with Gorgeous Johnny Depp burying his necklace is great ! wtf is that shite all about.

[fabiostar]

Oy that advert with Gorgeous Johnny Depp burying his necklace is great ! wtf is that shite all about.

yeah and he wears fecking eye makeup. wtf indeed