When cooking a meal yesterday, I got some herbs in my eye. Now I'm parsley sighted.
Yes I know...
I'll get me plate on the way out...
Crap joke #386
Crap joke #386
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- TheGingerBeardMan
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Re: Crap joke #386
NO, you just KEEP YER COAT hanging up. I liked that - a lot. I actually (again) chortled out loud. It's Tim Vine esq, and that's one I can easily remember for when I'm entertaining and have guests round.
Ok, so talking to the spiders in the corner of the ceiling whilst I'm having a few beers doesn't technically count as having folk round, but, shee-it - it's the only things with legs up to their necks that are willing to set feet over my door thesedays. .
Ok, so talking to the spiders in the corner of the ceiling whilst I'm having a few beers doesn't technically count as having folk round, but, shee-it - it's the only things with legs up to their necks that are willing to set feet over my door thesedays. .
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.
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Re: Crap joke #386
When I go back to work I'll catch some rodents for you & send them up...They will be dead so may not interact much but the smell after a few days should keep you entertained.TheGingerBeardMan wrote:NO, you just KEEP YER COAT hanging up. I liked that - a lot. I actually (again) chortled out loud. It's Tim Vine esq, and that's one I can easily remember for when I'm entertaining and have guests round.
Ok, so talking to the spiders in the corner of the ceiling whilst I'm having a few beers doesn't technically count as having folk round, but, shee-it - it's the only things with legs up to their necks that are willing to set feet over my door thesedays. .
If you do require live & more interactive I can source German Cockroaches quite easily.
If you wan't a much more touchy feely interaction I can highly recommend Bed Bugs...
Helpful as ever Mr Mac, forum Pest Control...Move along please.
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Re: Crap joke #386
MacV2 wrote:When cooking a meal yesterday, I got some herbs in my eye. Now I'm parsley sighted.
we now have confirmation that you are just doing this to get you post count up.
Yes I know...
I'll get me plate on the way out...
- TheGingerBeardMan
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Re: Crap joke #386
forget Mac and his post count...
I need help getting something else up....
And it ain't shelves...
I need help getting something else up....
And it ain't shelves...
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.
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Does this pic of a bearded lady help...TheGingerBeardMan wrote:forget Mac and his post count...
I need help getting something else up....
And it ain't shelves...
Don't work for me but you might like it shes got tats as well...
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- TheGingerBeardMan
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Re: Crap joke #386
Aye, I can see she has tats...and they dinnae really fill her bra oot by the looks o' things either.MacV2 wrote:...shes got tats as well...
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