I went into a Scottish bakery, earlier.
'How much is that cake?' I asked the baker.
'A poond'
And how much is that one?
'A poond'
And that one?
'A poond'
'In fact, all ma cakes are a poond', he said.
'Ach, apart from that one'
'Its two poonds'
Why's that then?
'That's Madeira cake..'
I'll grab me battenberg on the way ooot...
Scotish baker...
Scotish baker...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Scotish baker...
it took me a while to get there till I tried it with a Scotish accent.
Theres A Hare in The Turnips.
Re: Scotish baker...
keep taking the tablets Mac
Chris.
PS. I like battenberg too, I haven't had that for years
Chris.
PS. I like battenberg too, I haven't had that for years