Two bits of tarmac in a pub were discussing who was the hardest.
“I’m part of the M25, four lanes of stationary traffic every day, that’s hard!”
“That’s nowt,” replied the other, “I’m mental me, M1 near Sheffield, always getting dug up, nowt harder than that!”
Just then the door opens and in walks some green tarmac. Both bits of road dive under the table, quivering.
“I thought you said you were the hardest?” said the M25
“It’s that green tarmac, he’s a cyclepath!”
The Half Decent Joke Thread #39
The Half Decent Joke Thread #39
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...