Stormy Rob was walking down the road one day when Fabio rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.
Rob was stunned Fab's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?"
Fabio replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'
Rob nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway."
The Half Decent Joke Thread #38
The Half Decent Joke Thread #38
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...