I went to the horse racing for the first time ever.
I haven't got a clue about betting, so I walked up to the counter and said, "Excuse me. Could you explain to me what an each way bet is please?"
The man said, "No problem Sir. An each way bet is split into two stakes. The first is a bet on the horse to win. The second is a proportional bet on the horse to finish in a place. This can be first, second, third or even fourth, depending on the amount of horses running in the race."
I said, "That sounds perfect for me! Can I have two pounds each way on number four please?"
"No," he replied.
"Oh," I said, "And why's that?"
"This is a hot dog stand."
The Half Decent Joke Thread #40
The Half Decent Joke Thread #40
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #40
Good for greyhound tips, then.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.