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chaz
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Post by chaz »

pity, if it had been good stuff you could have put it on ebay!!
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VTRgirl
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I can't see what any of you are complaining about (except perhaps Stevie... Sorry to hear buddy...).

I got a quilted Christmas wreath from my mother that she lovingly made & gave to me a month early so I could hang it proudly at the entrance to my home for all to see. Each holly leaf & red berry individually quilted in nice bright colours for a lovely effect, with a gigantic red bow at the bottom.

And the worst thing? Nobody's even commented on it. People come, people look, people stammer as they try to look away, not knowing if it's just a very poor attempt at humour. What's a girl to do?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!

Anyone wanna swap for an Avon mood light?
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VTRgirl wrote:I can't see what any of you are complaining about (except perhaps Stevie... Sorry to hear buddy...).

I got a quilted Christmas wreath from my mother that she lovingly made & gave to me a month early so I could hang it proudly at the entrance to my home for all to see. Each holly leaf & red berry individually quilted in nice bright colours for a lovely effect, with a gigantic red bow at the bottom.

And the worst thing? Nobody's even commented on it. People come, people look, people stammer as they try to look away, not knowing if it's just a very poor attempt at humour. What's a girl to do?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!

Anyone wanna swap for an Avon mood light?
Under the topic of "most useless present" I thought you were going to say:

A really nice wallet with a clear plastic waterproof thingy to hold my licence!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

*runs*
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Sniff... Sniff...

All you have to do, Kitch, is hop on your Storm & zoom off into the distance. I'll never catch you on my pushie...

:cry:
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VTRgirl wrote:Sniff... Sniff...

All you have to do, Kitch, is hop on your Storm & zoom off into the distance. I'll never catch you on my pushie...

:cry:
A pushie with Storm bodywork gaffa taped on it?

With a mad Australian on board making raspberry noises?
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Kitch wrote:A pushie with Storm bodywork gaffa taped on it?

With a mad Australian on board making raspberry noises?
That could probably be arranged... :? :lol:
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