"We interupt your normal itinerary to tell you of the latest in current afairs - newsflash, just in and hot off the press"
"Kit Kat ChHUNKY 'Peanut Butter' as purchased in the ex NAAFI Spar shop in some back wood hick mid hit chucking place next to RAF Boulmer, are undeniably sh1t like fowl in texture but satisfying more so than a snickers on the taste buds"
"Here that kids? it's a thumbs up on the Kit Kat ChHUNKY 'Peanut Butter' edition of our handy snacking favourite biccie. So get off yer butt and buy one or you'll never fit back into those leathers"
"you may now resume your procrastinating"
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