I clearly need to get a life. I am an "old fruit". Sigh... My only naughty has been using a mobile whilst driving (well, riding...)
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0
Kaz, I guess you're lucky they didn't ask HOW MANY times you'd been drunk in a public bar, eh?
