Friday funnies

[iggy1966]

> > > 2 SARS bugs leave the pub after a night of drinking one turns to
> > >the
> > > other and says, 'Bloody Hell, I could murder a Chinese'
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> > > The other day I phoned my local pizza delivery firm and asked
> > >for a thin and crusty supreme. They sent me Diana Ross.
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> > > There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.
> > > He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of
> > >the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
> > >
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> > > A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She
> > >stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets
his
> > >haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're
gonna
> > >get hair on your muffin."
> > > "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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> > > Scientist today exhumed beethoven from his grave, when they
> > >opened
> > > he coffin, they were shocked to see him playing the piano
> > >backwards,
> > > when asked what this meant a spokesman said he was de-composing
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> > > Sky have just won the rights to screen the first World Origami
> > >Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on
Paper
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