gender confusion whats yours?

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Drac
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gender confusion whats yours?

Post by Drac »

I'm confused

Is the storm a bloke or a woman?

when im polishing it and just looking at it..definately a very fine lady.

When im gearing down or accelerating..definately a bloke.

I generally just call it my baby but sooner or later im going to have to give it a name.
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Kitch
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Post by Kitch »

All my vehicles have been female...

Nina (my fiesta) Sara (my Xsara) and Nadia (my CB500)

Until now...

My FireStorm is Severin and is definitely male.
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RAINMAKER
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Post by RAINMAKER »

mines female.........somehow it dont seem right to swing a leg over a male machine..........
it may be clever, but its not big.
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Kitch
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Post by Kitch »

I don't swing my leg over mine.

I bravely sit on his back.

If I try sticking things in his exhaust, he growls loudly and tries to kill me.

Ergo, male.
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Seeker 77
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Post by Seeker 77 »

Mine is definitely a super model: high maintenance, stunning to ride, expensive to keep and unlike the SP not really the love of my life. Something fun for a few years befire settling down with something nice and steady!
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VTRgirl
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Post by VTRgirl »

My Storm's voice is far too deep to be female.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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LotusSevenMan
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Post by LotusSevenMan »

Those two big pots means it has to be female!!! Strangely she hasn't got a name (OK, sometimes Fiona FireStorm) whereas the Royal Enfield became 'Harry' straight away! :lol:
"Only ride as fast as your guardian angel can fly" !!!
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