broom broom!!

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:28 pm

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
know
each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over
and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little dust
broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:30 pm

oh dear me...

curly · Post by **curly** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:02 pm

Help, Iggy rescue us please!!
We need a decent joke soon!!

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:16 pm

Tony, get into the corner & don't come out until you're ready to apologise!

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:28 am

VTRgirl wrote:Tony, get into the corner & don't come out until you're ready to apologise!

dont try that mistress stuff on me....well.....not today anyway!!

Post by **sirch345** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:22 am

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:05 pm

Get your coat & don't come back