Short conversations

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> MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES
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> Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
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> Man: Is this seat empty?
> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck on my c**k just yet
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> Man: Your place or mine?
> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my
> car, I don't give a sh1t where you go.
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> Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> Man: That explains the moustache then!
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> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> Woman: Unfertilized.
> Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your butt.
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> Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
> Woman: But would you stay there?
> Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible
> to shake off once you've been shagged.
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> Man: Would you like to dance?
> Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
> Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
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> Man: Where have you been all my life?
> Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
> Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad
> watches.
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> Man: You're pretty
> Woman: Piss off.
> Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat bitch.