im from the midlands, not saying where abouts cause its a shiza hole,, full of midlanders for starters..
as for leaving my faculties at the door, i have never had any... was going to put a post in the wanted add,, see if any one had some well worn second hand ones..
and ridiculed.. hehe.. i come from a family of piss takers... christmas dinner usualy comprises of telling each other how old or fat we are looking..
and was bought up with monty python and the young ones as my religion...
so put on your ridicule suits n hats and eat ya weetabix cause you gonna be hard pushed to succeed.
and thanks for the warm welcome..
p.s. black is not the fastest colour.. pink is... cause no one has the balls to ride a pink one.. ( fnnnar fnnnnar )