Unemployed folk are feckless, right?
So as I have a job, I must have a feck, surely.
So how would I recognise this feck?
Does it need feeding? Looking after? keeping away from other fecks?
Or could I donate it to someone else, with a lack thereof? Sell it?
Could I give a feck?
And if I did, would I then be feckless myself, therefore rendering me unemployed? Perhaps it's something related to employment, like a NINO or right-to-work passport stamp.
Anyway, there you go, if you want a job, get a feck.
If you don't want a job, and you've got one, then give a feck.
If you don't give a feck, then you can keep your job, but of course if you don't have a job but someone gives a feck about you, then you can have theirs.
As far as I know that about covers it.

It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.