Colour Magicked front to back.
Waxed. (Turtle wax Extreme Nano-Tech)
Wheels cleaned and wiped with wax.
Little paintbrush with ACF-50 on the stainless bits.
Polished the heel plates, can-hangers, brake and clutch levers with Autosol.
Back to Black on the indicators, rear mudguard, Fork protectors, screen trim and handlebar switch-gear.
Check tyre pressures, lights, flashy bits and beepy thing.
Stuck me backpack on, grabbed some money, and thrashed the knackers off it to go get it dirty again.

Stopped for a haggis supper n coffee.
Serious sunshine today, with the road pretty warm to the hand. Luvley! Counted heaps of bikes, and about 20 in the town I went to, all parked up with the owners eating chips and making the most of the sun.
Screwed the knackers off it on the road home, and overtook a car at a little over silly speed...which once level with the door, a quick glance realised it was an unmarked CID car from the plod shop that sits 100yds from my house.
Then, with the warm air rising from the fields, I ran into a massive cloud of bugs above the road...with that all familiar really fast
"thuka-thuka-pit-pit-pit-clatter-splat" sound rattling of the bike and visor. If I had an open face on, I'd have been still chewing the buggers as I write this.
Got home, looked at the state of the bike with the million flies and thought, I need to clean this again...
Not quite this, but near as dammit!.....
