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I'm up for another trip to Mac's. But can we have a little less wind this time please!

(No I'm not talking about Carl and BSM! The flippin' weather on the way home was 'orrible!)

BSM was the only windbreaker there. The ride home was borderline dangerous. I just need to think up some things to do with the bike. Not sure yet. Shall we book the Jehovah's now.

(:-})

AMCQ46 wrote:And I will be happy to host Midlands #3 if there is interest, can do one in April so all the bikes are sorted as they come out of hibernation.

hi Id like to come so to speak, id like to do/see/help/stand back...to do my suspension linkage and paint my subframe....

and if time do my front wheel bearing

Do you want me to bring a crowbar to remove the cone?

Kev L wrote:Do you want me to bring a crowbar to remove the cone?

Yes while your speaking I can use the "hesseltine" spit to lube it out..

And have you had the phimosis sorted yet??

Kev L wrote:And have you had the phimosis sorted yet??

Yes you should know sweetie you sucked it hard and long to widen the and stretch the famed foreskin, the pictures are in the Lancet this month.

tankslappa wrote:I'm up for another trip to Mac's. But can we have a little less wind this time please!

(No I'm not talking about Carl and BSM! The flippin' weather on the way home was 'orrible!)

cripes mr slappa. where have you been? well I hope?

Phimosis wrote:

Kev L wrote:And have you had the phimosis sorted yet??

Yes you should know sweetie you sucked it hard and long to widen the and stretch the famed foreskin, the pictures are in the Lancet this month.

You are a very disturbed, sick little puppy aren't you? and you promised not to tell you wee bastid!

Kev L wrote:

Phimosis wrote:

Kev L wrote:And have you had the phimosis sorted yet??

Yes you should know sweetie you sucked it hard and long to widen the and stretch the famed foreskin, the pictures are in the Lancet this month.

You are a very disturbed, sick little puppy aren't you? and you promised not to tell you wee bastid!

Haha, no, im pervertly normal, hopefully AMCQ will testify that I am a respectful human donkey, if we meet I will buy you all a pint of chips and a bag of guinness.

I have always suspected, but respect this forum that there is a distinct lack of a twisted sense of humour here.

Hoorah, let's all beat a path to the door of the displaced Scotsman for lashings of Ginger beer and a slice of Battenberg.

Feckin weirdos the lot of you, I not letting you in my man cave again

AMCQ46 wrote:Feckin weirdos the lot of you, I not letting you in my man cave again

I take it that's a euphemism. Did I spoil you for everyone else?