Camping on a motorbike list

[bigtwinthing]

visor wipes (aldi,s) and some cable ties, throwaway skid dies (pants) and some diaorrea ( yes yes spelt wrong) tablets just in case.

[AMCQ46]

paracetamol and Dioralyte for the morning after

[bigtwinthing]

digestives!!!

[tony.mon]

Bin liners and gaffer tape.
Spare pair of gloves.
Solar panel for charging phone.
Torch.
Tinsel, funny hat.
Collapsable spoon,
3-in-1 snow shovel, bottle opener and tyre lever, with free packet of waterproof plasters.
Corkscrew, with laser sight,
Small blue furry thing
Case for small blue furry thing.
Hot water bottle.
Food for small blue furry thing, or, if already used, collapsable disposal bag for said same.
Fishing twine.
Motorbike key.
Spare batteries for small blue furry thing.
Remote control fart toy.
Remote control for fart toy.
Spare fart.
Hilarious jumper, preferably with picture of Rudolf pissed
Spare hummock.
Vibrating rock Ring (used for making flat beer fizzy again).
Embarrassing ex-girlfriend, picture of.
Tin of corned beef.
More plasters, to stem the flow of blood caused by drunken attempts opening above.
Tube of Pro-Plus. Cheaper than coffee, and you don't need a stove.
Packet of burgers.
Disposable barbecue, already damp.
An onion.
Tweezers.
Three chilis, for the drunken eating competition.
A wooly hat.
An inflatable story.
Balcony for same.
Sticky backed plastic, pre-cut in the shape of.
Ham roll
Bed roll
Fag roll.
Spliff contents, wrapped in much cling film and hidden in your rear light lens.
A chemical substance, origin unknown.
Three part-used wet wipes, no dried to save weight.
Another one, just in case.
Case for above.
Scent.
Scent of humour.
Badge, saying I'm with stupid.
Badge saying stupid.
No visible means of support.
Visible means of support.
Fluorescent under ultraviolet means of support.
Glow-in-the-dark means of support.
Sky watching periscope.
Ambidextrous knife thrower.
Lockjaw.
Razor, preferably cut-throat to impress the laydeez.
Razor, battery, for actual use.
Dinner.
Doggy bag.
Pass, for all areas.
Vomitarium, with back access, just in case. Or, if you're a vegetarian, a vivarium.
Case for above.
Er.... that's it, don't think I've forgotten anything....oh, yes, credit card for hotel.

[Watty]

Your onesie

[bigtwinthing]

a fork and a blow up doll, once you have used it, stick the fork in a leg and it will go down on you!!!

[VTRDark]

Fookinell Tony you must have a big rucksack.

(:-})

[darkember]

[quote="grumpyfrog"]Always take bog roll or wipes, even squires runs out!

I always eat with my right hand grumpy

[Virt]

a fork and a blow up doll, once you have used it, stick the fork in a leg and it will go down on you!!!

I've still got a spare blow-up sheep from the comedian last year

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[countrymick]

assume you lot are all taking camper vans with the bike on the back,or is this a new way to test out all last winters uprated suspention

[bazza696]

wooly hat defo
ear plugs defo(should hear Tony snore)
extra socks
reversable underpants
butt plug(don't want any unwanted randy drunk bikers getting up there)
piece of wood or something similar to put under your stand when on grass
don't need AMQ's 12v air pump, use the 1000cc petrol pump you bring with you(added bonus it also warms the bed)

[Beleif]

I went to the Kyleakin Rally a few years ago with:

Two tents,
2 sleeping bags,
2 airbeds
2 crates of beer
A Table and two chairs
A guitar
A fiddle
A set of bagpipes

It was useful having a sidecar on the bike

[VTRDark]

A set of bagpipes

You do play the pipes then.They make a very good alarm clock in the mornings. A single piper up on a hill playing away.

(:-})

[Jamoi]

In order of importance. ..

Vodka

Tent

Sleeping bag

[chric]

OFF TO ARMY SHOP IN A BIT SO ILL UPDATE ON ANY TACKLE I GET