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A quick tommy tank is usually quite helpful Cyber Carol 

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But he'd have to wait 45 mins for the pill to work then another 2mins to remember where he left the tissues
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45 minutes exactly? Speaking from experience?
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Oh yes I have some if you need them :-) tissues that is 

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Virt wrote: Cyber Carol


Several shots of whiskey and some soothing Family Guy usually do the trick for me

Jamie 

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Highly recommended Jamie. BBC3 and Talisker. 

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Midnight mass in Westminster Abbey finely sent me off to sleep listening to all the crap they come out with. In god we trust this and in jesuss name this etc etc... Still the carol singing is nice and the comradeship. Shame it's not something a bit more realistic and sensible. Maybe more science and fact based. FFS this lot make MP's sound like they tell the truth.
Shame all this codswallop causes so many wars in the world.
Merry Christmas HO HO HO.
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Shame all this codswallop causes so many wars in the world.
Merry Christmas HO HO HO.
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Just watching the news I hope YETI is OK the floods are a bit close to him. It's also a bit near to where I'm supposed to be going today.
Its all getting a bit too close too home. All those poor wombles that have to wake up on Christmas day to raw sewage and stuff floating around their flooded house....Devastating.
WTF is going on with the weather. Is this the beginning of the end of the world. Oh I'm such a happy chappy first thing in the morning.
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WTF is going on with the weather. Is this the beginning of the end of the world. Oh I'm such a happy chappy first thing in the morning.

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Argh......that's better. sh1t, showered and shaved. And best of all I have had my double espresso from the new Nespresso machine. Got to say I'm not that impressed with the gadget. Maybe I need to learn to use it properly and find the right blend of Coffee.
It's not quite the same as the Delta coffee Cafe Duplo's I used to drink in Portugal. Used to love one of them outside the cafe first thing every morning when walking the dog. Cafe Duplo and a joint to set me up for the day. Oh memories........
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Carl do you have to steam the milk into the cup? I've got a coffee machine but the first/last time I used it, I scolded myself with the milk thing!
That woke me up enough to not want a coffee!

That woke me up enough to not want a coffee!
Jamie 

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Hey Jamie, fancy going out for a christmas ride later? 
Weather isn't too bad, but I haven't seen nor heard a vehicle go past since 6am

Weather isn't too bad, but I haven't seen nor heard a vehicle go past since 6am

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He's far to drunk from last night by all accounts Virt + his bike is still in bits ya little tease...Virt wrote:Hey Jamie, fancy going out for a christmas ride later?
Weather isn't too bad, but I haven't seen nor heard a vehicle go past since 6am

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That's just serendipitous as...MacV2 wrote: He's far to drunk from last night by all accounts Virt
... That was the entire point!MacV2 wrote: his bike is still in bits ya little tease...


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I know Virt twas a joke Dude...Did Santa bring you the butt plug you wanted ?Virt wrote:That's just serendipitous as...MacV2 wrote: He's far to drunk from last night by all accounts Virt
... That was the entire point!MacV2 wrote: his bike is still in bits ya little tease...![]()
Oh & If you decide to go out for a ride...Be careful of all the Drunk & harassed drivers out there today...are we there yet ? ect ect
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Nah, he got me a romping rabbit insteadMacV2 wrote:
I know Virt twas a joke Dude...Did Santa bring you the butt plug you wanted ?
Oh & If you decide to go out for a ride...Be careful of all the Drunk & harassed drivers out there today...are we there yet ? ect ect

I joke, the christmas tree is untouched

I know, I live in Rugby. I swear no one there drives sober anyway

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