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A quick tommy tank is usually quite helpful Cyber Carol

But he'd have to wait 45 mins for the pill to work then another 2mins to remember where he left the tissues

45 minutes exactly? Speaking from experience?

Oh yes I have some if you need them :-) tissues that is

Virt wrote: Cyber Carol

Several shots of whiskey and some soothing Family Guy usually do the trick for me

Highly recommended Jamie. BBC3 and Talisker.

Midnight mass in Westminster Abbey finely sent me off to sleep listening to all the crap they come out with. In god we trust this and in jesuss name this etc etc... Still the carol singing is nice and the comradeship. Shame it's not something a bit more realistic and sensible. Maybe more science and fact based. FFS this lot make MP's sound like they tell the truth.

Shame all this codswallop causes so many wars in the world.

Merry Christmas HO HO HO.

(:-})

Just watching the news I hope YETI is OK the floods are a bit close to him. It's also a bit near to where I'm supposed to be going today. Its all getting a bit too close too home. All those poor wombles that have to wake up on Christmas day to raw sewage and stuff floating around their flooded house....Devastating.

WTF is going on with the weather. Is this the beginning of the end of the world. Oh I'm such a happy chappy first thing in the morning.

(:-})

Argh......that's better. sh1t, showered and shaved. And best of all I have had my double espresso from the new Nespresso machine. Got to say I'm not that impressed with the gadget. Maybe I need to learn to use it properly and find the right blend of Coffee. It's not quite the same as the Delta coffee Cafe Duplo's I used to drink in Portugal. Used to love one of them outside the cafe first thing every morning when walking the dog. Cafe Duplo and a joint to set me up for the day. Oh memories........

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Carl do you have to steam the milk into the cup? I've got a coffee machine but the first/last time I used it, I scolded myself with the milk thing!

That woke me up enough to not want a coffee!

Hey Jamie, fancy going out for a christmas ride later?

Weather isn't too bad, but I haven't seen nor heard a vehicle go past since 6am

Virt wrote:Hey Jamie, fancy going out for a christmas ride later?

Weather isn't too bad, but I haven't seen nor heard a vehicle go past since 6am

He's far to drunk from last night by all accounts Virt + his bike is still in bits ya little tease...

MacV2 wrote: He's far to drunk from last night by all accounts Virt

That's just serendipitous as...

MacV2 wrote: his bike is still in bits ya little tease...

... That was the entire point!

Virt wrote:

MacV2 wrote: He's far to drunk from last night by all accounts Virt

That's just serendipitous as...

MacV2 wrote: his bike is still in bits ya little tease...

... That was the entire point!

I know Virt twas a joke Dude...Did Santa bring you the butt plug you wanted ?

Oh & If you decide to go out for a ride...Be careful of all the Drunk & harassed drivers out there today...are we there yet ? ect ect

MacV2 wrote:
I know Virt twas a joke Dude...Did Santa bring you the butt plug you wanted ?

Oh & If you decide to go out for a ride...Be careful of all the Drunk & harassed drivers out there today...are we there yet ? ect ect

Nah, he got me a romping rabbit instead

I joke, the christmas tree is untouched

I know, I live in Rugby. I swear no one there drives sober anyway