OF COURSE! - THAT'S why! - I'm sorry, I forgot all about your achy bits and certifti-kate of unfitness to ride.
Well, I went out on me storm for a blat round the back roads. Temperatures are just hovering on the minus (time o' year for it, so no point moaning why it's so cold!)
Anyhoo - BEFORE i could ride, I had to deal with that wood screw in me back tyre. Put the bike onto the Abba Stand, ran the bike through the gears to spin the wheel at breakneck speed (ensuring a good coating inside of Goop), switched off, and proceeded to un-screw the screw to see what length we're dealing with.
Got it out 1/2 an inch and there was still no play in the screw. Backed it out another few turns and then the goop appeared. Bugger - that means it's right through the carcass, and must be an inch long (or more).
Sod it. My
original plan was to leave it in. And that's what I did. I screwed it back in again, but left the head out 2 threads so I could hold it with the pliers as I hack-sawed the screw head off.
Then, out with the Dremel, and ground the screw ''pin'' sticky-out-bit smooth, and about a 1/2 mm below the rubber.
Took tyre pressure, and 42.4 psi.
I'm gonna run with the theory that if I took the screw out completely, it would leave too big a hole for the goop to seal. With the shank left in, the Goop has travelled up the thread, and should (again, in theory) keep things held and slow the air escape until I can afford a new set of rubber hooves. If it was a nail that could slide or shoot out (smooth shank) then that would have been a different story - but with the thread being gripped, I'm keeping me fingers crossed that it'll hold tight in the rubber.
Yes, a lot will maybe be shouting at me saying: ''at least plug the bloody thing with a repair kit''. The tyres not got that much tread left, and to me, isn't worth plugging.
So - What to do, but to take advantage of the dry road and head out for a whirl.
What's the worst that can happen? The back end disintegrates and I end up in a hedge? Or dead in a box? MEH - Minor details!
Stopped a few times to see if the old Green stuff was leaking out where the screw is - nothing. Quick pressure test - 44.6psi - all is good so far.
Anyhoo - as the mind does, I forgot all about it, and just rode the bike, hitting legal speeds (albeit motorway speeds on de back roads), and got home in one piece.
Washed the bike down, applied more ACF-50 everywhere (you'd have thought the bike was on fire after I started it back up - the plumes of white smoke and the stink too as the ACF burns off). Lubed the chain and put it away for the night.