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and a humongous lump of grit/dust went in my eye meaning I had to shut it tight wobble to the side of the road

It could have been worse...it could have been a wasp buzzing around in your lid.

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another ferking parking ticket...............£66 lighter....

Wattys1 wrote:

MacV2 wrote:Dentist...

The pain or cost! Same thing i suppose

The pain of getting me wallet out !

Five mins of prodding to be told ''you need a filling book another appointment...''

Out to reception, book appointment...''that will be £18 please, come back on the 24th & we'll cause you pain & charge you another £31 for the privilege...

nother ferking parking ticket.....

Not from parking outside your house is it.

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Ride along slip road behind a small car, get onto the main road blast round the car only to find it changes lane with me.

Why you ask, because WE ARE SENDING A BLOOMIN TEXT AND NOT LOOKING WHERE WE ARE GOING!!!

Stupid person

Dropped a tin of big soup on me little toe and think its broken .

lloydie wrote:Dropped a tin of big soup on me little toe and think its broken .

Shame that, tins are normally quite strong...

Did man dog lick the soup up ?

What flavour soup was it ?

Did you have another tin to replace it & did you have crusty bread or toastie soldiers ?

Sympathetic of Grain...

Big soup and Little toe. Sounds like a good title for a Western.

You may have to strap your toes together Lloyd.

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MacV2 wrote:

lloydie wrote:Dropped a tin of big soup on me little toe and think its broken .

Shame that, tins are normally quite strong... YEP

Did man dog lick the soup up ?
NEARLY GOT A BOOT UP THE elbow

What flavour soup was it ? BIG SOUP

Did you have another tin to replace it & did you have crusty bread or toastie soldiers ?
CRUSTY BREAD

Sympathetic of Grain...

Toe is now black Never mind I have 9 more
Tomato
Ox tail
Minestrone x2
Chicken x2
Chicken & mushroom
Beef
Mental lentil

cybercarl wrote:Big soup and Little toe. Sounds like a good title for a Western.

You may have to strap your toes together Lloyd.

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Or a porno "big sue and little joe" lol

No point strapping up the little one

cybercarl wrote:

nother ferking parking ticket.....

Not from parking outside your house is it.

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nah parking in a loading bay whilst going to the chippy....
£70+ fish supper, ferking hate london sometimes, its run by nazi's.....

that's another thing that's annoyed me lately. nearly all of the free 30min, 60min or 2 hour free parking, no return within 2 hour parking spaces in Ipswich have been replaced by meter bays at about 2 quid an hour.
if I had a shop in the town centre I would be well pi55ed off . driving people out of the town centre

Rang brother to go out for a blast,as it was sunny, got bike out, it then pi**ed down!

GSX-R late model came past me doing about 50 in a 30. The rider had jeans, trainers, jacket & helmet and on the back was a small person, I reckon it was a kid of about 12-13 rather than a petit female. Passenger was wearing the same kit as the rider. It then overtook the car in front off me as we entered a 50 limit with the bike accelerating up to about 65. As he was on this overtake the Discovery in front of the van now in front of the bike indicated right, to turn across the single track in each direction road we are on. Rather than abort the overtake on the van, wait for the Landie to clear and then carry on, the guy opens it up further, passes the van, slams it over to the left to undertake the Disco and then gets on it. 100 yards ahead the road opens up into nationals.
My butt was clenching just watching, gawd knows how the kid felt.

That's no way to be riding with a pillion onboard.

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