When was the last time you...

[lloydie]

you can't get a better bike for the dosh its worth.

Now then. When was the last time you looked at a girl and thought "Iam sure i did but can't remember when"

About 2s ago when I looked at the missus !

Q, the mother inlaw! Would you or have you had dirty thoughts ?

she's 88.


When did you consider your other halfs sister!

One of my ex's had a twin sister so it was easy as was she :-).
Q,
When was the last time if every you just wanted to leave all the sh1t behind and start a new ?

[bigtwinthing]

ten minutes ago.

when was the last time you wanted to kick your bosses butt all over the shop?

[fabiostar]

today because he is a knob jockey.

question.

when was the last time you looked down and thought, jesus it used to be bigger lol

[Lysy]

Never, not there yet mate.

When was the last time you looked at you missus and thought "Jesus, she used to be fit"

[bigtwinthing]

this morning! no she is ok.

When was the last time you looked at a neighbour and thought "yes pls"

[lloydie]

Most days .
When was the last time you ran ?

[AMCQ46]

When was the last time you ran ?

next Saturday I predict!!!!!!!!!! doing a 10k cross country obstacle course, so that should feck my knee right up.

new question.

when was the last time you got laid? [and Virt, a fiddler with your left hand doesn't count]

[grumpyfrog]

Monday 10am, I was given a booty call!

Next question: Whats the biggest age difference between you and your victim?

[fabiostar]

19 years...oh i feel dirty lol

question.
when was the last time a woman felt your butt in public

[AMCQ46]

19 years...oh i feel dirty lol

hold on, not so quick, you need to say older or younger

[fabiostar]

19 years...oh i feel dirty lol

hold on, not so quick, you need to say older or younger

lmao cheeky fuk lol.. if she was older that would make her.....oh jesus not worth thinking about lol

[AMCQ46]

so she was older than you............. that must have been bloody wrinkly........ did you check to see if Carl was trapped in any of the folds of skin?

[TheGingerBeardMan]

S'all well and good....but....erm....you forgot to

[AMCQ46]

question.
when was the last time a woman felt your butt in public

last time I wore my Kilt at a wedding in England............. they think it is in invitation to sexually harass me.................... which, to be fair, it is happy days

new question:
when was the last time you fell asleep at work, and did you get caught?

[lloydie]

About 6 years ago .
I had a 2hour gap in my route and it was a very nice day , I pulled over beside a river and parked under a tree ,
I took a little 4hour nap .
Needles to say I got a right rollicking when I got back .

New question .
Heave you ever down sized the wife's shoe collection without her permission?