what do you hate about biking?

[BigVeeGrin]

are you Virt's pimp now?

[MacV2]

Mac have you got any Grainstorm stickers lying around for when I repair the bike? The split in the screen has destroyed one of them and the other won't peel off
I am quite prepared to offer sexual favours should you be able to assist xxx

PM me your Addy...+your limits...

[Virt]

Remember to designate a safety word

Sent from my GT-I9505, written in ASCII using an even parity bit and spoofing the IP of the White House

[Watty]

Old men that ARE fast . Blue bike haters

[MacV2]

Old men that ARE fast . Blue bike haters

Jesus man your only 47 ! Al & Kev are in their 80's...

[bigtwinthing]

twats on mobiles texting when you are carefully filtering through traffic on a dual carriageway

[Anotherbikerbabe]

1-PUNTO YELLOW BIKES JUST LOOKS WRONG

2-GREEN HONDAS

3-MUCKY BIKES

4-EARS ON HELMETSSO LAST YEAR GROW UP

5- BIKER THREAD HIJACKERS

6-PEOPLE WHO MOAN ABOUT CHICKEN STRIPS

7-PEOPLE WHAT SAY LOOK WHAT IV'E JUST GOT OFF EBAY BEFORE YOU(b8stard)

8-BIKES COVERD IN CARBON ha ha

9-BIKERS WHAT LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON FORUMS

THINK THAT'S INSULTED JUST ABOUT EVERYONE

[Virt]

1-PUNTO YELLOW BIKES JUST LOOKS WRONG

2-GREEN HONDAS

3-MUCKY BIKES

4-EARS ON HELMETSSO LAST YEAR GROW UP

5- BIKER THREAD HIJACKERS

6-PEOPLE WHO MOAN ABOUT CHICKEN STRIPS

7-PEOPLE WHAT SAY LOOK WHAT IV'E JUST GOT OFF EBAY BEFORE YOU(b8stard)

8-BIKES COVERD IN CARBON ha ha

9-BIKERS WHAT LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON FORUMS

THINK THAT'S INSULTED JUST ABOUT EVERYONE

I'm just thinking.. What have I done in there?

[Anotherbikerbabe]

twats on mobiles texting when you are carefully filtering through traffic on a dual carriageway

Ditto.. I normally 'give them the look' followed by "GET OFF YOUR PHONE" at top of my voice!

[Anotherbikerbabe]

1) Twats on mobile phones not paying attention on most roads, incl M'ways
2) Tractors that refuse to pull over for 8 miles (regardless of any pull in places where they could have done so)
3)Wanna be Rossi's that have no regard for their own life on the road let alone others.
4) HGVs that come round a bend on the 'other' side of the road because they can't be arsed to wait 2 mins to give way.. ( almost got knocked off my bike once like that)
5) Cars pulling out on me RIGHT in front of me from a shop car park onto main road and have the cheek to say " where did you come from" when confronted at lights... Ermmm, I was already on the road you silly cow and if she hadn't of had kids in the car
6) Cars that run the reds when you're committed after change of lights
7) Bad lane discipline drivers who cut you off/up and stitch you sideways and act like they haven't even seen you...
Wagon driver with trailers on the back revving their engine at lights....seriously!!!
9) Fast but dangerous..Any fool can ride fast, the skill is in the stopping!
10) drivers who either don't indicate or forget for 2 miles to turn it off! Just as dangerous if someone thought you were going to turn left and weren't! we are all guilty of leaving it on sometimes but not for miles and miles!
11) Cars that park in MOTOBIKE bays lazy gits cba to walk an extra 50 yds..
12) Fluffy toys on bikes hang it from your interior mirror?.Fluffy dice springs to mind...Thought not!

Could be here all night but they are just a handful of my bug bears!! [/b]