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Re: New game...

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:21 pm
by MacV2
Stephan wrote:Just a joke. Logically, isnĀ“t between an interval? :-)
Logically isn't a country... :lol: :lol:

Re: New game...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:28 pm
by MacV2
Have you all given up now then ?

Re: New game...

Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:46 pm
by lloydie
Yep

Re: New game...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:18 pm
by MacV2
Well you all gave up rather easily with that one... :lol:

I'll have to award the virtual pint to Jamie then despite the cheating of listing every country going...Sort of well done then, I'll give your prise at the end of this post.

So...

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I went to this job for mice & the lady of the house had a very heavy Manuel from Fawlty Towers type accent...
Job done I'm doing the paper work & I made a comment about the length of the name on the work sheet. Made a ham-fisted effort to pronounce the surname & asked if it was a Spanish name...

Apparently It's of Italian origin.

At this point several of you who either said Spain or Italy are fuming & wondering why the cheating git Jamie has been declared the winner...!

Well Javier Enrique Celia Pappalardo & family are from Uruguay...His Great Grandfather emigrated their from Italy early 20th century.

So that answers that then. The next question is why the fek are they now living in a council flat in Woolwich...?













So Jamie here's you virtual pint, I suggest you use your own glass coz I doubt the indoor tramp of Woolwich has got any clean ones...












Enjoy it you cheating swine...














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Re: New game...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:48 pm
by VTRDark
:sick: :sick: :sick:

That is sick....can we have some pictures of gory human body parts or something. No meat and two veg though.

(:-})

Re: New game...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 6:22 pm
by agentpineapple
at least I said south American..... :thumbup:
you go to all the nice place's mac, did she offer you any food or drink..... :eek2

Re: New game...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:11 pm
by MacV2
The sink pic is not from their flat.

That was some time ago a cockroach infested flat in a tower block in Woolwich.

Absolute shite hole...

Think I've posted this before but this was his kitchen work top...

Note it was still in use for making tea ect...

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To be fair at the time I did tell him he needed to clean up a bit & the next time it had improved ... a bit...

The blokes feet were black with dirt where he didn't wash them. Hence the term I coined of the 'Indoor Tramp'. His bath was full of junk so obviously not in use. I went there two or three times then booked another appointment for when I knew I was on holiday. The next time I saw a work sheet for it there was a note that full PPE had to be worn before going in there... disposable coverall, shoe covers & gloves... :lol: :lol: Bit like the kit you see on al the Ebola news items at the mo.
Whoever had been to that job when I was off complained so much about it the manager added the PPE item.

Of course I had told him how bad it was after the first visit but the lazy git* did sold all about it. Plus the fact that as a real man I can take these things in my stride & am not put off by a bit of grob. If they want to live like that then fek 'em, it's their lives.


* Lazy git manager has now been sacked for fraud BTW...

Re: New game...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:12 pm
by MacV2
cybercarl wrote::sick: :sick: :sick:

That is sick....can we have some pictures of gory human body parts or something. No meat and two veg though.

(:-})
I can do you a pic of a skinned Squirrel if that's any good...?

Re: New game...

Posted: Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:55 pm
by VTRDark
I've seen them in the Supermarket already. :biggrin
The next time I saw a work sheet for it there was a note that full PPE had to be worn before going in there... disposable coverall, shoe covers & gloves... :lol: :lol: Bit like the kit you see on al the Ebola news items at the mo.
Quite rightly so. We don't want you getting Ebola do we.

(:-})

Re: New game...

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 7:50 am
by Jamoi
Cheating?! Cheating?! Pahh! Where in the rules did it state "no multiple guesses" ? huh? huh!

I'll take my well earned pint of rats piss and I'll bloomin well enjoy it! :lol:

Re: New game...

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:18 am
by MacV2
Jamoi wrote:Cheating?! Cheating?! Pahh! Where in the rules did it state "no multiple guesses" ? huh? huh!

I'll take my well earned pint of rats piss and I'll bloomin well enjoy it! :lol:
Rat piss not on offer Jamie it's the the stinking fetid sink water or nothing...

Oh hang on you might just about get a pint out of this...


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There's probably some urine in there but it will be very dilute...

Enjoy your... :beer:

Re: New game...

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:22 am
by Jamoi
:lol: Thanks Mac, just what I needed with my morning coffee... :sick: :thumbup:

Re: New game...

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:29 am
by MacV2
Jamoi wrote::lol: Thanks Mac, just what I needed with my morning coffee... :sick: :thumbup:
No worries, glad to be of assistance... :lol: :lol: