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My rd125lc , 1997 .took a left hander too fast on a damp road and lost the front , ended up in the pubs car park that was on the outside of the bend .

Q, when was the last time you farted in bed and pulled the covers over the wife's head :-)?
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Lloyd, I blame you for this...

I just showed Paula your question and she laughed, then farted and pulled the covers over my head. :confused :sick:

It's all your fecking fault.

New question:

When was the last time you read a book?
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Currently reading...'The Secret Diary of a London Call Girl' ( Not very exciting TBH...)

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last week giving the divvie a service. i kinda had one left over does that count :lol:

question.

when was the last time you grabbed the front brake lever, and it came off in your hand :help:
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October 24th 2012, kind of.. broke the brake lever and stoppied the hornet by accident. The day after I got my license :lol:

When was the last time time you got drunk?

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Virt wrote:October 24th 2012, kind of.. broke the brake lever and stoppied the hornet by accident. The day after I got my license :lol:

When was the last time time you got drunk?

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answer(s).. over the years.
RD250 with my mate on the back in 3rd gear...crunch
350lc went for 3rd,missed it ,gaveit a handfull and was still in second...crunch
kx500 supermoto racer... god knows what gear...crunch
RD250...doing a burnout at the lights. the clutch cable broke. clocks came up so fast they broke my visor...big crunch :clap:


question.

when was the last time you checked out a pretty girls ass walking along and didnt see the bus stopped infront of you :oops:
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Not a bus but it's not uncommon during the summer :(

Last time a little kid waved as you went past on the bike? (Keeps happening on my road, his faces lights up when I wave back)

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When was the last time a little kid waved as you went past on the bike?

A/Last time I rode it...Two bloody weeks ago ! I must get out more... :lol:

Q/ When was the last time you vaccumed ? (Just finished tickeling my carpets so quite topical... :lol: )
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MacV2 wrote:
Q/ When was the last time you vaccumed ? (Just finished tickeling my carpets so quite topical... :lol: )

I've got a wife for that...........she's pretty lazy with it though :lol:




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When was the last time you zipped your foreskin up in your flies 8O


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The question: "When was the last time you zipped your foreskin up in your flies?"

Answer: That would have been just the once, when I was 18 or 19 years old. I couldn't trap it again after that, as I had it removed when I was coming up 21 due to it getting burnt.

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1997 .

Q,
When was the last time you your missus caught you having a fiddler ?
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TheGingerBeardMan wrote:The question: "When was the last time you zipped your foreskin up in your flies?"

I couldn't trap it again after that, as I had it removed when I was coming up 21 due to it getting burnt.

Never been arrested unless you count being taken to the station to be breathalysed, I was clear..

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8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O Burnt ! I'm sure I don't really want to know how but curiosities got the better, explain...
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popkat wrote:I'm sure I don't really want to know how, but curiosities got the better of me...
:lol: you're right - you really don't want to know! There's not enough bandwidth allowance for the forum to allow an explanation. And you know me, I wouldn't be able to shorten the story down to a few lines. But, it didn't hurt. Later, after a few more surgeries for "other stuff" down there, I now have nerve damage down the left side of me Richard and groin, and on me helmet - so much so, I can stick a pin or needle in it and not feel anything! :lol:

Anyhoo - moving swiftly on.... 8O Someone needs to answer Lloyds question of "when was the last time the missus caught someone having "one off the wrist"....
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popkat wrote:
TheGingerBeardMan wrote:The question: "When was the last time you zipped your foreskin up in your flies?"

I couldn't trap it again after that, as I had it removed when I was coming up 21 due to it getting burnt.

It was probably a friction burn , hahahahaha
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