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He was otherwise occupied with Jamie

Today I went to start the bike but weak battery meant I had to jump it, so when I got home I installed the mod to end all mods....

An optimate lead !!

I can hear the gasps of shock and awe from here

Jamie was busy with his NZ girl (we must hear the story!).

I tried to give myself one though, took a lot of warm up stretches over the past week but I did manage to lick the tip

Sorry Lloyd. Next weekend?

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I installed the mod to end all mods....

An optimate lead !!

That might be taking things a bit too far from standard.

(:-})

Virt wrote:Jamie was busy with his NZ girl (we must hear the story!).

I tried to give myself one though, took a lot of warm up stretches over the past week but I did manage to lick the tip

Sorry Lloyd. Next weekend?

Sent from my GT-I9505, written in ASCII using an even parity bit and spoofing the IP of the White House

You really need a new gf

cybercarl wrote:

I installed the mod to end all mods....

An optimate lead !!

That might be taking things a bit too far from standard.

(:-})

Yeah I did break out into a cold sweat while I was doing it.

I do social anxiety and a job title that screams "Geeeeeeek!" don't help my cause though

Sent from my GT-I9505, written in ASCII using an even parity bit and spoofing the IP of the White House

and a job title that screams "Geeeeeeek!" don't help my cause though

Get a virtual one online. I'm sure you can get USB pumps these days.

(:-})

cybercarl wrote:Get a virtual one online. I'm sure you can get USB pumps these days.

(:-})

Speaking from experience?

Not experience but there are some strange programmes on TV late at night.

(:-})

ever since the big bang theory, I thought it was all about getting your geek on!!!!!!!
usb pumps you say......

I wouldn't know Carl. I use the internet for that sort of thing

If only that were true Pineapple Usually once I start my rant on the horrible language that is Perl they've fallen asleep.

I guess that just means I'm boring, but it also means I'm having sex that night sooo....

Virt wrote: I wouldn't know Carl. I use the internet for that sort of thing

If only that were true Pineapple Usually once I start my rant on the horrible language that is Perl they've fallen asleep.

I guess that just means I'm boring, but it also means I'm having sex that night sooo....

so you have verbal rohipnol......

That's got to be the best super power ever

Well, if you're from the Rugby/Coventry area at least

Virt wrote:That's got to be the best super power ever

Well, if you're from the Rugby/Coventry area at least

I think you'd fall into the category of super villain tho....