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Coucil update...

Muggins is the only one of four opratives in today...

One on self isolation. One on Hols till Thurs. One got sent home yesterday until further notice as he's had cancer...

Meanwhile all managers are now on a rota & only in 3 days a week... So it's OK for me to carry on going in peoples houses & risk getting infected...

Have been told to go full bio hazard with wearing overalls, gloves & a mask. ( the ones we use for spraying )

Still on the bright side I was talking to one of the old bids on a mouse job & mentioed the silly state of shops being stripped bare...

''I cant even get any bleach in my local shop for local people.''

OH look in that cub & take a bottle I've got loads... Ahh sweet. I didnt take it BTW as she wouldnt take any money for it...I Offered but she declined so I said I cant take that from you...

Some people just amaze you by their kindness of spirit. Others should just be tasered

well now things have gone crazy!

even being told that the police have stopped some of our work suppliers to challenge them if their trip and was essential. fortunately they had been given a letter to justify, but if they hadn't, then come Thursday they would be in line for a fine!

so I may have to dress up in a nurses uniform next time I want to go for a blast on the Storm

The clinging vinyl nurses outfit Al? You little minx!

Kev L wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 5:17 pm The clinging vinyl nurses outfit Al? You little minx!

that's the one

Just opened me emails & got one from me manager Dave...

''Urgent message to all staff

Dear David


All staff should stay at home except for:

adult social workers
children’s social workers
crematorium staff
mortuary staff
registrars
Contact Centre staff
BECC staff
waste and recycling staff
GSPlus staff working in services supporting schools
staff required to ensure animal welfare at Maryon Wilson Animal Park.

We will notify any other critical staff as they are needed. Please ensure that you are available should we need you to come in.



It is important that everyone follows the government guidance about staying safe and healthy.''

So thats it I'm off until further notice...I bet I get called in for some emergency or other...

Hard hat, hi Viz & rigger boots you can say your in construction. Trouble is they will probably think you live at the YMCA, especially if you have a bit of a tash!!!!!

Good thing thing for you Mac - keeps you safely out of London

I'm pretty much ignoring Facebook right now. It's always been trite, crass sh1t but now it's full of flowers telling other people they are flowers for doing something they don't think is right. Doesn't matter which right they think Iis right. Probably the best thing to come out of this is less media and more chatting. Spoken to three neighbours this week so far and I feel better for it. Sounds so wombles obvious.

Yup, I spotted that sh1t throwing tw@tfest on Facebook page and wondered if they also had more bog roll than they needed...

The thing That made me change my view on the severity of what we are facing is the thought that my wife is very likely to get called into frontline nursing support (nurse with no young kids, no dependent elderly parents and specialising in respatory illness), and I know she will commit every ounce of effort into caring for the sick. But I am frightened about the mental and emotional scars she will have if our hospitals Become overwhelmed by the levels of ill people that we have seen in Italy and Spain. The long hours with no backup, the stress, the lack of facilities and PPE, and the knowledge that they are having to decide who to help and who might die..... She is tough, but I don't know if she is that tough!

And I am sure there are others on here who have nurses or doctors in the family and must be thinking the same. So when I see some of the selfish tw@ts out there who make the work of the selfless so much harder, I feel a deep sense of shame for the world we have made for ourself..... Is it too late for Darwins theory?

Rant over.

Wicky wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:58 pm Good thing thing for you Mac - keeps you safely out of London

Not quite Wicky another email has come in stating we are gonna be on a rota for emergancy call outs for as the senior managment put it...''Serious pest infestation'' Which TBH is faily ambiguous...

One persons Rat in their kitchen is a bit different to someone freaking out cos they have seen a bug which turns out to be a silverfish...

They are both serious pest infestations to them...

Although I'd rather have silver fish than a late 70's Brummi Proto Reggae infesting me...

This is undoubtedly a very serious situation but I don't think the mortality rate is the most serious thing, hard as that sounds. The most serious part is how close to utter collapse we are. I did some fag packet maths this morning, while not sleeping again, and this is where I got to:

• Population of the UK circ 60million

• 1% of that is 600,000

• Current confirmed cases 6,600 of 64,000 tested

• Let's be generous and say this is 5% of actual cases given such a variety of symptoms and folk not bothering to ring 111. I'm assuming people being told by 111 that they have it and to stay at home unless they can't breath are being counted.

• That makes 132,000 cases. If it's 1% that's 660,000 cases.

• Somewhere between 0.25% and 1% of the population has got it and therefore building up immunity.

• What was the herd immunity level? 80%?

• So if the NHS can't cope with 0.25% of the population on top of its normal load and we need to get 80 to 360 times more people infected before immunity is at the accepted level then we're in lockdown for a very, very long time. And that's assuming it doesn't mutate like Flu does.

From what I've read a vaccine is 18 months to two years away and then they won't have enough to vaccinate everyone. The world is watching China right now and any wiff of a rise in cases will have everyone confined to their homes. How long will the population stand that for? If I can't even run for an hour a day why the wombles would I want to work? Better being out in the garden growing food for when it all collapses.

If anyone gets from a whatsap group called "Ding Dong" do not open it. Its jehovah's witnesses working from home...

freeridenick wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:54 am This is undoubtedly a very serious situation but I don't think the mortality rate is the most serious thing, hard as that sounds. The most serious part is how close to utter collapse we are. I did some fag packet maths this morning, while not sleeping again, and this is where I got to:

• Population of the UK circ 60million

• 1% of that is 600,000

• Current confirmed cases 6,600 of 64,000 tested

• Let's be generous and say this is 5% of actual cases given such a variety of symptoms and folk not bothering to ring 111. I'm assuming people being told by 111 that they have it and to stay at home unless they can't breath are being counted.

• That makes 132,000 cases. If it's 1% that's 660,000 cases.

• Somewhere between 0.25% and 1% of the population has got it and therefore building up immunity.

• What was the herd immunity level? 80%?

• So if the NHS can't cope with 0.25% of the population on top of its normal load and we need to get 80 to 360 times more people infected before immunity is at the accepted level then we're in lockdown for a very, very long time. And that's assuming it doesn't mutate like Flu does.

From what I've read a vaccine is 18 months to two years away and then they won't have enough to vaccinate everyone. The world is watching China right now and any wiff of a rise in cases will have everyone confined to their homes. How long will the population stand that for? If I can't even run for an hour a day why the wombles would I want to work? Better being out in the garden growing food for when it all collapses.

Fag packet calculator > https://alhill.shinyapps.io/COVID19seir/

Expect 6 weeks – 3+ months of lockdown - (look how long they've got extremely vulnerable folk in isolation) before they even think about gradually easing off measures.

Coucil update...

No one can communicate.

I was told yesterday to stay at home.

Today I get a call from the office bods who do the planning... ''Are you in ?'' No I was told to stay home. ''By who ?'' Via an E-mail from my manager. Emergency call outs only & we will be on a rota TBA. '' Oh we were expecting one pest controller to be in today...'' No Ones told me that, you best talk to my manager about it.

Unless told other wise I'm staing at home...