The Clever Dentist

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:00 am

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

"No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagara tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

curly · Post by **curly** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:35 pm

storminateacup · Post by **storminateacup** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:37 pm

I can see you are back

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:13 pm

Jaglifter · Post by **Jaglifter** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:39 pm

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:42 am

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:31 pm

Wild imagination you lot have with your replies...