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Zer0Zer0 · Post by **Zer0Zer0** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:41 pm

ooyah! Sair yin....[Lesson].. always Grip the tank with yer knees...

grinner · Post by **grinner** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:30 pm

I had that, got me some stomp grip (M+P). Problem solved!

warby221 · Post by **warby221** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 4:56 pm

Ouch

On the plus side try and hold on to the swelling till Saturday and just think how you can impress the birds when you drop them on the table in the pub

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:45 pm

LOL warby!

that does suck tim, maybe go for a dip in a freezing pool of water...kinda like reverse engineering!

adfski · Post by **adfski** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:22 pm

lol.
That reminds me of my first wheelie. On my old xjr - grabbed a handful and up she came out of nowhere. Remaining calm, (I shat meself!) I snapped the throttle shut came down like a sack of sh1t and squashed my jewels in a very similar fashion to timbo.

Whilst the pain was most unpleasant I was still pissing myself whilst wobbling down the road with tears in my eyes.

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:18 pm

First chuckle of the day

Should've done a uey & chosen an ice-pack over the ride that day... Oh well, live & learn

Where's that "this thread is useless without pictures" thing?

Stratman · Post by **Stratman** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:07 pm

Many years ago I wanted to impress a girl. I threw my leg over my Triumph Daytona 500 (1969 model), put my weight on the kick start which missed the ratchet and my body weight landed on my left testicle as it hit the tank. I barely winced until I eventually got round the corner then yelled in pain, Tom and Jerry style.

Wildfire · Post by **Wildfire** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:01 pm

Ouch...

Perhaps there is a new product in this

It could be called the Biker Box - Take one cricket box type section of dense foam, line for warmth and comfort...(no more shrunken tackle in winter) and slip on covers could be made available in various finishes, Race Colours, Denim etc...to be worn on the outside like some medieval cod-piece

If so I claim design rights now

(Really must cut back on the Absinthe

)

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:51 pm

Solved:

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:09 am

Timbo wrote:Help me out here Kitch, the pipe insulation and jubilee clip?

You've obviously never been to a party at my house...

Its for... um... "lagging" and "securing"

storminateacup · Post by **storminateacup** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:10 am

Blimey that lagging looks a bit big

adfski · Post by **adfski** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:09 pm

so you put your nob in the lagging and clamp your jewels with jubilee clips?

I love those kinda parties

Kitch · Post by **Kitch** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:08 am

Timbo wrote:SICK !!! PERVERTS!!!

Now you know why my sig says that...

Timbo wrote:If, say for investigation purposes, someone wanted to get some of that lagging, where would that someone go, and exactly how tight (purely for info) would it be safe to do up the jubilee clips? Purely out of interest,a fr4iend asked me to check.

Best to try your own really. Visit B&Q and just test out different sizes till you find one you're happy with.

The foil covered ones make excellent "no handed lightsabres"

Fortunately jubilee clips come in all sizes, and this use for them is precisely why they have a "worm drive"

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:52 am

But for god sake don't get the fibreglass lagging...... you'll be iching for days after!!!!!

errrr apparently

Post by **sirch345** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:25 am

I thought I was on a different site for a minute

Chris.