After 20 years of marriage, a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the missus felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed the side of her breast again, working down her side passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Returning up her inner thigh, he stopped just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became still.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
He replied, "I found the remote".