(1) Anydrivers who own vehicles that don't have indicators fitted

well that's not entirely true, any drivers who are too thick and ignorant to use them is what I'm referring too

is a little respect and courtesy for others too much to ask
(2) Why is it when you get behind a car the driver decides to use the windscreen washers

It usually happens to me just after I've given my bike a real good wash and polish

Perhaps these drivers don't like bikes.
OK rant over
Chris.