The best chain letter ever!

[iggy1966]

The Best Chain Email Ever!
Hello, my name is Richard, I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f*$#?*g chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Tasmania with a
breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it
removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?"
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a load of
bullsh*t.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by
Peter in 5 AD and brought to Australia by midget pilgrims on the First
Fleet.
The point being? - If you get some chain letter that's threatening to
leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a
dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Oh, by the way: NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR
SYSTEM - NO, NOT EVEN MICROSOFT!!! THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!
AND IF THERE WERE, IT WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR
PRIVACY MATTERS.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.