1) Man walks into a bar - "Ouch that hurt!"
2) Ant-eater walks into a bar, barman asks "Why the long face?"
Last one
3) Grizzly Bear walks into a bar, raises his left arm slowly and places his hand on the bar. Then raises his right arm slowly and places his hand on the bar. Open his mouth very slowly as if to speak.....barman says "Why the big paws?" (Pause! get it)
Fantastic, kept me smiling all day.