Irish Pilots!!

[iggy1966]

>Irish Pilots!!
>
>As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
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>PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
>
>CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
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>PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
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>CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
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>PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
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>CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!
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>PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!
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>CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
>
>PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy
>Mudder a Gad !!!
>
>CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can.
>
>So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,
>puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the
>Holy Mother with all his soul.
>
>The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke
>everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of
>all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from
>the end of the runway!!!
>
>As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy
>looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de
>shartist fookin runway in de world!"
>
>Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"