118 moustache twats

[benny hedges]

have you ever rung these pillocks for a fone number or awt?
omfg useless fkin twats.
ive been working on a new construction site - massive bakery, and needed some hire stuff delivering.
postcode. need postcode.

so i rang 118 247, the local place, rang out, no answer
ok, 118 118.
what address please>
no ive got the address, i just need the postcode please.
how do you spelling that please
what?
i need the postcode for grimshaw lane in miles platting manchester please. er, mather's foundry is next door.
it is not in manchester it is in lancaster.
no, i'm here now, in manchester, i need to know the postcode please.
would you like me to connect you?
no thanks i need to know the postcode for mathers foundry in grimshaw lane, manchester please.
manchester lancaster?
AAAGH. NO, manchester in manchester. england. uk. earth.
how are you spelling manchester please?
wtff???? can you nderstand what i am saying?

this must've gone on for 5 fkin minutes at a pound a minute!
i asked why are you doing this job if you can't understand what i am saying?
what address is the fone number?
ok, mathers foundry in manchester please.
(i thought i'll get the number for mathers, ring their reception, get the postcode, then ring the hire place and say it's next door to mathers m20something...)
the number is 0161 can i help you with anything else?
0161 what>? thats just the fkin area code for manchester ffs

stupid fkin useless bunch of foreign moustachiod fiddler - waste of time & money. and the adverts are sh1t.
if ever you need a fone number or address, never ring these Richard. theyre thick as crouton.

[marravtr]

and rest! i always use yell.com, phone number, address and postcode for free

[Zakalwe]

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this must've gone on for 5 fkin minutes at a pound a minute!

The answer is in your post. I bet that operator has the best profitability of them all.

[benny hedges]

We know you have internet on your phone, you must have to post your baldrocks on here with such frequency throughout the day.

tinterweb on my farty laptop in my farty van at the other end of the site, hence the pointless fonecall.
what wound me up was watching shaun of the dead last night, 118 adverts wer on every 5 mins

if you want to earn a prestigious title like mine you have to post shite at least twice daily
here is a picture of some baldrocks

[benny hedges]

before anyone asks, no that's not a gay dating site lol - but a veritable smorgesbord of distastefull mirth for warped people like myself - the archives are chronically humourous



http://www.Richard.co.uk

ahahaha wtf!!!

[Twinpotter]

Lat month I called BT to request they sort out (maintain) some external bared/brittling wiring and the asian woman told me to ring BT Openreach on....

The same number as these moustached proverbials!

[seb421]

or if you know the address, http://www.royalmail.com > Postcode Finder.

We know you have internet on your phone, you must have to post your baldrocks on here with such frequency throughout the day.