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fook sake they will try anything to get your details :roll:
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Hello, Rich.

So who's rich now? Shall we carry on calling him Cupa, to avoid confusion?
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tony.mon wrote:Hello, Rich.

So who's rich now? Shall we carry on calling him Cupa, to avoid confusion?
Bit of a sparticus moment there.


Mike, ask the minister of transport if he can help out with sorting potholes.
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a copy of your international passport, telephone number and current resident address
:lol: But ye filled in that Census, eh?
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Twinpotter wrote:
a copy of your international passport, telephone number and current resident address
:lol: But ye filled in that Census, eh?
yes, you have to with potholes.
No Census, no filling.
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Mike I like the bit about you being a "profitable old business man" :lol: He must have been reading your mail :thumbup:
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I think I need to rub shoulders with you as you are so lucky. :twisted:
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I'll bet you after the tsunami Toyota wouldn't be to keen to give away $20 mill. lol.
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I thought you were a mate and you sit their on all this money and you never once offered to buy me a bike and you know how desparate i am you bitch :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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In the words of Borat.... "Happy times" :)
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i guess you could fill in the details like my mate did...he put scotland yards phone number as a contact and called himself paulmy skinback,and they still hassled him for 400quid to release the money!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i am rich also:

Dear Friend,
I am Mr. Koh Beng Seng Independent Non-executive Director Chairman of Bank of China Ltd,
Hong Kong.
An Iraqi named Abrahem Hussein Raheem, a business man made a numbered fixed deposit of
Sixty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity
several notices was sent to him, even during the war, Five years ago (2006). Again after the
war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that
Ahmed Sadoun Salih and his family had been killed during the war in Gunfire that hit their
home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil-well was.
After further investigation it was also discovered that Abrahem Hussein Raheem did not declare
any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also
confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in
my bank. So, Sixty Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my
bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is that according to the
laws of my country at the expiration seven years six months the funds will revert to the
ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.
I want to assure you that this project is real and one hundred percent risk free and does not
relate to any breach of law or proceeds from drugs. It is a matter of necessity to contact you
for assistance without any further investigations about your person, it is therefore necessary
that you tell me a little about yourself, I hope no form of betrayal will be experienced in the
course of our collaboration, I must give you my trust because this transaction is no joke and
such opportunity comes once in a life time.
My proposal to you is that I prepared to front you as the sole beneficiary of my deceased client
so that i can instruct BANK OF CHINA to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving
relation or business partner. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money
with you in half 50/50 percentage. If interested do send me your full names, current home
address, phone number, your occupation to this email account: skohbeng@yahoo.com.hk
Your earliest reply will be appreciated.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Koh Beng Seng,
Independent Non-Executive Director
Chairman of the Risk Committee, Hong Kong
Email: skohbeng@yahoo.com.hk
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I pity you all, as it is easier to get a needle into the eye of a camel than get heaven from a rich man, according to the Book of Maker.

Money cannot buy you Happiness, as Ken Dodd's estate pulped all remaining copies of the single upon his death.

Money can, however, buy you "I'm a Pink Toothbrush" which has similar drug-related lyrics, (and played backwards it sounds like "Hsurbhtoot Knip a Mi", which has been associated with CIA goat-confusing activities in the Yemen).





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I am rich once again.

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Well - seeing as I'm registered on loads of job sites, I am beleaguered by Job offers - all £40k plus - whoop whoop!!!


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