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> Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
> swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called
> Christian.
> The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by
> sharks that inhabited the area.
>
> Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being
> a
prawn,
> I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about
> being
eaten."
>
> A large mysterious Cod appeared and said, "Your wish is
> granted",
and lo
> and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian
immediately
> swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
>
> Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a
> shark
boring
> and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came
close to
> them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was
> the
cause
> of his sad plight.
>
> While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious Cod again and
> he
thought
> perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He
> approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and
behold, he
> found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his
tiny
> little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all
> a
"cocktail".
>
>
> (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much
worse).
>
> Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't
> see
his old
> pal.
> "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught
> that
his best
> friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
>
> Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and
> torture,
he set
> off to Christian's abode.
>
> As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back.
> He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old
friend, come
> out and see me again.
> " Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a
> shark,
the
> enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner.
>
> " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me.
>
> I've changed.".......... ....
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> Wait for it.....
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> "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".
Prawn
oh that's embarrassing 
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