GRAINSTORM III ...2016 How to find me......

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GRAINSTORM III ...2016 How to find me......

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The main directions are fairly straight forward & are aimed at the bulk of Stormers who will be coming along the A2 from London & those joining the M25 & or coming over the Dartford Bridge. Any one who's not sure & has had the confirmation PM you have my numbers........

Join the A2 East bound heading for M2/Dover. Follow the A2 all the way until you see.........

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The Esso fuel station on the opposite carriage way, you now need to be thinking of getting over to the left hand lane but still have a good mile or so to do so. Ignore the first gantry then you will see...

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You now NEED to be in the extreme left hand lane....stay in it Dover is not a very nice place!

Stay left & just to remind you, see ......

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Follow the slip road to the LEFT & join the duel carriageway & follow it until you reach a roundabout .....

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As you turn left you will climb a hill, as you approach the crest you will see a JET fuel station on the opposite side of the road, just over the crest is another JET fuel station. Be careful as often there is an Artic turning in or waiting to get in.

If you need fuel, this is a good place to stop, you now have 9.6* miles to go or to put it another way 19.2* miles until you come back the other way & can fill up on the other side of the road.

* these figures do not take into account you getting lost on the way from this point onwards. It's not all flat but is a long way to push a Storm!
The Jet Station will be fuel stop on the way out at end of day. Fill up if you need to, remember that if you are working on your bike & it includes taking the tank off....Don't bloody fill it right up!

Back to the directions then.

So after the JET station follow the duel Carriageway..... 1st Roundabout go straight over.....2nd Roundabout go straight over.....at the 3rd Roundabout again go straight over....the road now becomes single carriageway, drops down hill then climbs up hill & at the top is another roundabout........Now you take the SECOND exit........

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Now it gets twisty :thumbup:

But you have one more bloody roundabout to go!

Its worth mentioning at this point that it is more than likely that you will have seen one or two Artic container lorries on the way, this is because just out side Grain is Thamesport Container depot. You all saw that on the signs didn't you? After the last roundabout the road is single carriageway & double white lines 40 mph almost the whole way. The good news is....there are opportunities to O/T & the speed cameras are the average speed ones that pick up front number plates.

Just remember be careful in your over takes, you may see the odd roadside memorial! I do not condone illegal overtaking or speeding & it's your licence,don't blame me. There are unfortunately, often police vehicles parked up or on the road mobile. You have been warned!!!

So that last roundabout then, oh yeah SECOND exit again. Less than ten mins at 40 (cough, cough.)

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Now just follow the road, there are a few side turnings, the aforementioned artics, farm traffic, the odd cyclist & dog walkers to look out for.

Just after the village of Stoke you will go past a single white cottage on the right hand side, just after this is a new bridge.

As you go over the bridge you will get a lovely vista of all the tank farms & the port cranes! You will be going past all this, you should also see the stack for Grain power station.....

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As you drop down off the bridge the road opens up nicely for good observation & is nice & smooth, as you come into the industrial part there is a tight left/right over a level crossing....this is a manned level crossing...Artics often swing out when coming the other way be careful !!

Only a couple of miles to go now......after the level crossing follow the road ahead & you will see the last overhead speed camera which is just outside Thamesport, the road takes a 90* left, Artics turn right at this point......take the left hander & follow the road about a mile & you reach Grain. The last bit from the port to the village is poorly surfaced , there are also several side entrances to the large LNG site on the left, with lots of lost contractors coming & going!!

UPDATE...From the camera by the White cottage there are two more cameras still to pass, one just after the bridge & one just before the port entrance...THESE ARE NOT LIVE. There are no calibration markings on the road & at least one wire hanging down unconnected...I don't believe they are even powered up as at night the infa red lights are not red. This means ...traffic permitting you can give it large & enjoy the sweepers...There still may be 5-Oh, the rozzers, Bill...trundling along at 40...It's your licence...& don't forget the sharp left right over the railway crossing...

As you finally come into the village you will see a Fire station on the right with a practice tower out the back......

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Opposite the Fire station TURN LEFT, as you turn left you will see PANNELL ROAD turn LEFT into it... Don't panic if you miss the turn into Pannell, follow it along, going past the co-op, or stopping to buy biscuits if you haven't got them already, go past the pub & take the 1st left, that is the other end of Pannell Road.

Assuming you not stopping at the co-op (to buy snacks & comestibles )...& have turned correctly into Pannell Road follow it around go past Fry Close, as you approach the second turning on the right, Levett Close, my house & home to GrainStorm 2016 is directly opposite.

If you have missed the turn or are stopping at the co-op (to buy snacks & comestibles )....turn in to the other end of Pannell & follow it around & opposite the first turning on the left is MY house.On your right of course......Simples.....

Welcome to GrainStorm 2016.

Are we there yet?

Remember anyone who can't follow simple directions or is coming from another direction please use the phone numbers provided & I will happily talk you in,or confuse you more, which ever is appropriate....

Mac.
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Did the man who made the path and laid the front step never talk to the bloke who was fitting the front door :lol:

It looks on the piss get it sorted :clap:
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:beer: and someones nicked your porch
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No, it was a Ferrari.........
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice write up Mac and good pics. Is there gonna be enough space for all the bikes?

Have Fun. :thumbup:

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AMCQ46 wrote:Did the man who made the path and laid the front step never talk to the bloke who was fitting the front door :lol:

It looks on the piss get it sorted :clap:
No the man who laid the path was a navvy working on the site when the house was built in the early seventies.

The man who built the step & the porch that was there when I moved in was a DIY un-expert* who in his wisdom built it so it over the door sill. When I had the new door fitted last year I had to dig down below the sill so it could be ripped out to fit the new one. The porch was falling apart any way so I ripped it down. the step will get taken out one day when I can be bothered.

* You should see some of the other dodgy fixes he created as well! :eek2
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cybercarl wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice write up Mac and good pics. Is there gonna be enough space for all the bikes?

Have Fun. :thumbup:

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Ta.

No worries on space for the bikes.

Going to struggle to store all the biscuits though.
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i'll help with the storage of the biscuits mac.............no prizes for guessing where i'll be hiding them :lol:
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MacV2 wrote:
AMCQ46 wrote:Did the man who made the path and laid the front step never talk to the bloke who was fitting the front door :lol:

It looks on the piss get it sorted :clap:
No the man who laid the path was a navvy working on the site when the house was built in the early seventies.

The man who built the step & the porch that was there when I moved in was a DIY un-expert* who in his wisdom built it so it over the door sill. When I had the new door fitted last year I had to dig down below the sill so it could be ripped out to fit the new one. The porch was falling apart any way so I ripped it down. the step will get taken out one day when I can be bothered.

* You should see some of the other dodgy fixes he created as well! :eek2
I think the same bloke must have owned my first house! Some of the bodges scared the life out of me!
Worst example was when I had lifted a few floor boards to run some new wires, and had my arm under the floor pulling through the ends when I touched something and got a fuucking huge electric shock. Turns out the bodging b8stard had decided to disable a spur on the socket ring and rather than find the joining box an remove the wires he had just cut the Twin and earth where it went through the joist leaving the live end unprotected.
Needless to say I ended up rewiring the whole house incase it burned down in the night
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"Grain" never bloody heard of it!...... never mind got any idea where it is! :problem: so are there any of you lot going from "good old, every ones been here on holiday at least once, ya cant miss it, coz if ya do ya end up in the sea....Norfolk. If so id love to tag along and maybe get me CCT's done. Cheers :thumbup:
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If it helps I am going from Hertford so I could meet you somewhere around the M25 past the M11 junction and ride down as a mob.
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i think jdmans going and he's in ipswich and wicky/jonesey will be making there way down the a12......
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darrenmartin wrote:"Grain" never bloody heard of it!...... never mind got any idea where it is! :problem: so are there any of you lot going from "good old, every ones been here on holiday at least once, ya cant miss it, coz if ya do ya end up in the sea....Norfolk. If so id love to tag along and maybe get me CCT's done. Cheers :thumbup:
Ya pillock never heard of Google Maps? :lol: ''Isle of Grain, Kent.''

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AMCQ46 wrote:
I think the same bloke must have owned my first house! Some of the bodges scared the life out of me!
Worst example was when I had lifted a few floor boards to run some new wires, and had my arm under the floor pulling through the ends when I touched something and got a fuucking huge electric shock. Turns out the bodging b8stard had decided to disable a spur on the socket ring and rather than find the joining box an remove the wires he had just cut the Twin and earth where it went through the joist leaving the live end unprotected.
Needless to say I ended up rewiring the whole house incase it burned down in the night
Yep same sort of shite here...Old Immersion heater spur running off a 30amp fuse, tank & heater removed, this in a kids room by the way, with a double socket now running off spur with the same 30 amp fuse.

I wouldn't mind but the bloke was in The Royal Engineers! :lol:
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darrenmartin wrote:"Grain" never bloody heard of it!...... never mind got any idea where it is! :problem: so are there any of you lot going from "good old, every ones been here on holiday at least once, ya cant miss it, coz if ya do ya end up in the sea....Norfolk. If so id love to tag along and maybe get me CCT's done. Cheers :thumbup:

hope to be going , weather/work permitting and i may well meet up with jonesy coming from harwich so we could probably link up? would have to leave to get home in good time though.
thas a rum long way from narfolk though!
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