Do they allow barbacues at Oulton Park?

Image · Post by **Image** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:03 pm

Do they allow barbacues in the campsite at Oulton Park?

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:10 pm

They do according to Haga....

Image · Post by **Image** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:12 pm

The ones I can put sausages and burgers on

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:30 pm

They do according to Haga's mate:

don't
If they say no, /\ just keep it inside your tent, and they won't know. *!!!!

*!!!
no! DON'T DO THIS.
YOU WILL DIE FROM IDIOCY.

(and your lungs will be burgered)

benny hedges · Post by **benny hedges** » Tue May 22, 2012 5:53 pm

course they do mate.... just make sure its put out at night and no wood fires cos of fire hazard with tents.
just muck in with our(nwb) camp tbh mate,,,, we set up a few gazebos with barbys, genny the full monty

always last lights out, noisiest bunch on the site lol! :beer:

Image · Post by **Image** » Tue May 22, 2012 7:12 pm

Great. I'm celebrating my 50th there. Barby and party on the Sat night

firestorm1997 · Post by **firestorm1997** » Tue May 22, 2012 7:13 pm

tony.mon wrote:If they say no, just keep it inside your tent, and they won't know.

not such a good idea,, been a few deaths recently from carbon monoxide poisoning where people have used them in tents.

gilson · Post by **gilson** » Tue May 22, 2012 7:58 pm

firestorm1997 wrote:
tony.mon wrote:If they say no, just keep it inside your tent, and they won't know.
not such a good idea,, been a few deaths recently from carbon monoxide poisoning where people have used them in tents.

Very good advice. Do not keep a lit BBQ in your tent. It's easy to kill everyone inside in minutes.

StormingHonda · Post by **StormingHonda** » Tue May 22, 2012 10:00 pm

firestorm1997 wrote:
tony.mon wrote:If they say no, just keep it inside your tent, and they won't know.
not such a good idea,, been a few deaths recently from carbon monoxide poisoning where people have used them in tents.

+1, there was this same discussion on the Harley forum I post on.

seb421 · Post by **seb421** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:45 am

firestorm1997 wrote:
tony.mon wrote:If they say no, just keep it inside your tent, and they won't know.
not such a good idea,, been a few deaths recently from carbon monoxide poisoning where people have used them in tents.

because they was fcking idiots that had the doors shut and left it burning all night

firestorm1997 · Post by **firestorm1997** » Wed May 23, 2012 6:05 am

seb421 wrote:
because they was fcking idiots that had the doors shut and left it burning all night

You would think that was obvious but as it's been shown.....people do not know the dangers and need to be told..

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Wed May 23, 2012 12:23 pm

I didn't think people would be that stupid.
So:

Also do not juggle chainsaws, or swallow swords.
Neither lend money to people whose eyes are too close together, or sign uncompleted forms.

A man you've never heard of who is related to a chief in Nigeria has not got a huge amount of money to share with you, and despite the hype, "it might not be you" is a much more likely outcome.

If you squeeze a banger hard enough when it goes off it won't just come out of the ends and leave your hand unmarked, in a similar way to the idea of clutching a nettle firmly.

You can't sneak up on speed cameras by coming in over the fields and out of the gate just up the road; when they haven't noticed you coming.

Producing quicker creme brulees by using an oxy acetylene torch is not going to be quicker in the long run.

And your mate down the pub did not run a three minute mile by using a wormhole in the space-time continuum as a short-cut.

Gullible's travels, eh?
You'll come to a Swift end.

(but they won't allow open fires, even in tents or pockets)*
* DON'T DO THIS etc, see above

However I do have a patent for a smoker's pipe, rather like a meerschaum, with a little grid on top so that you can barbecue cocktail sausages one at a time as you go.

Harley owners, you say?

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Wed May 23, 2012 12:33 pm

Thank you Oh wise one for enlightening me. Have you discussed your method of preparing creme brulee with Mr Blumenthal? He may be interested.
Just one more for your list, don't remove the pins from hand grenades to make sure they are straight!
It really is scarey to think that someone who is allowed to travel along the Queens (God Bless our sovereign Lady, Hoorah) Highway at speeds in excess of 40mph (any faster is madness I tell you, madness. The human body can nay take it cap'n) would set light to something and then seal themselves in a bubble with it.

seb421 · Post by **seb421** » Wed May 23, 2012 12:34 pm

tony.mon wrote: And your mate down the pub did not run a three minute mile by using a wormhole in the space-time continuum as a short-cut

The lieing b8stard!

Hahahha

tony.mon · Post by **tony.mon** » Wed May 23, 2012 12:58 pm

gilson wrote: Very good advice in your tent. It's easy to kill everyone inside in minutes.

Actually I've had the same idea about people who snore in a tent.
Very easy.

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