Guy gets up one Sunday and says to the wife "me, you and the dog are all going fishing today", wife moans and says how much she dislikes fishing. He replies, "In that case, you either give me a blowjob or I'll give you one up the butt, - make your mind up whilst I go sort the tackle out and get the dog ready"
10 minutes later he returns and says "What's it to be then?", wife replies she'll go for the blowjob so he drops his drawers and she puckers up, "Awww, it tastes all shitty!" she exclaims, "Yeah, the dog didn't want to go fishing either...."
Fishing, Blowjob, Arsehole
Fishing, Blowjob, Arsehole
I'm so unlucky that if there is such a thing as re-incarnation I'll come back as me!