Been stuck in Somerset (couldn't get to Sussex!)

[Flatline]

My wife, children and I have been sitting upstairs in our Somerset home, totally cut off from the outside world, with the downstairs flooded for the last five weeks.
Today the Red Cross pulled up outside in a boat.
"Thank God!" I shouted. "Have you come to save us?"

"No," they replied. "We're collecting donations for Syria."

[Kev L]

Sort your geography out Flatters!!!

[lumpyv]

mind you I would rather be in somerset than Syria....

[VTRDark]

ort your geography out

That was my first thought. hang on let me check this is not in the joke section. I juts rode back from E Sussex yesterday.

(:-})

[Pete.L]

Made me laugh, regardless of the geography

Pete.l

[sirch345]

You could of donated the water on your property

Chris.

[VTRDark]

No," they replied. "We're collecting donations for Syria."

I bet they don't get charity workers knocking on their doors poncing money to donate to UK flood victims.

(:-})

[Pete.L]

No," they replied. "We're collecting donations for Syria."

I bet they don't get charity workers knocking on their doors poncing money to donate to UK flood victims.

(:-})

Do you think it would be cheeky to ask for our blankets back?