An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices
something strange about the wellies that the Irish guy's wearing. She says
to him "Scuse me mate, I ain't bein fannny or naffink, but why doz one of
your wellies ave an L on it, and the uva one's got an R on it?" So, the
Irish guy smiles, puts down his pint of Guinness and replies, "Well, oim a
little bit tick you see. The one with the R is for me roight foot and the
one with the L is for me left foot." "Cor, blimey!" exclaims the Essex
girl, "So THAT'S why me knickers 'ave got C&A on them..........."