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PARSLEYRIPPER
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Beach

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Why was the beach wet?


















Because the sea weed.....boom boom. Errrr, sorr about that one. :redface :redface
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That's bad lol
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PARSLEYRIPPER wrote:Why was the beach wet?


is it 1964 again?

















Because the sea weed.....boom boom. Errrr, sorr about that one. :redface :redface
missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
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:deadhorse1: :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed:
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That is crap :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That one just washed up
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Redthunder wrote:That one just washed up
It should of stayed sunk !
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One could say it certainly isnt a current joke
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Redthunder wrote:One could say it certainly isnt a current joke

nope not ever "Raisin" a laugh :lol:
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Looks like we've opened the flood gates now
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You can't bail out of this one
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Yes it is a pain in the groyne
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Re: Beach

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The tides turned against you Parsley...
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Add salt to the wound Mac?!!!
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Re: Beach

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Redthunder wrote:Add salt to the wound Mac?!!!
I'll sea if I can. Cant be to Pacific as to Weddell that'll be.

This sort of response to an awful joke has a Bering on us all but it's a Bay of Fundy...
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