Clean bodywork (Just been washed....)
Tyre condition Excellent (Black and round....)
Central locking (Key in the ignition then......)
Leather seat trim (That will be leather trousers.......)
Headlight washers (When it rains.....)
Body coloured bumpers (You`ve hit a pedestrian....)
Traction control (Careful use of the throttle.....)
Passenger airbag (The rider......)
ABS (Worn out pads......)
Front armrest (Handlebars.....)
Air conditioning (Hot when it`s sunny, cold when its not......)
Climate control (Go faster to cool down.....)
PAS ("Turn in you bast*rd, turn in......")
Cruise control (Dont twist the throttle any more.....)
Drivers airbag (The riders beer belly.....)
wow i didnt know the had electric windows on bikes back when they made the SP1. seems to be standard on all new bikes though. im thinking of doing a conersion. its not easy to use roll up windows while your dragging knee...
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