Crap joke #358

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MacV2
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Crap joke #358

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Kev was out on his usual morning walk to pick up the papers, strolls into the newsagent & is greeted by the Vendor Mr Singh...














"Good morning Mr Kev, you're always smiling, whats your secret? "






















Kev replied in his usual gritting his teeth voice,























" Smiling? Its my dentures, they're too big for my fecking mouth. "

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