However......you do get those odd incidents that don't end in violence and make me chuckle to myself from time to time.
Here's one.
I was coming out of work one summers night, going down the road on my Harley and some bloke in a galaxy had taken the wrong turning, I see him come up the road and pull a U turn in front of me, slam the anchors on and nearly go sideways into him, I tooted my horn and threw my hands up in a WTF gesture, he totally blanks me, no hand up sorry or even to acknowledge what nearly happened. Now I'm pissed.
I pull up beside him at the next set of lights, and gesture him to wind his window down and say to him ' do you realise what you just done? ' he looked at me blankly ' you just pulled a U turn in front of me barely giving me time to stop, I had to slam the brakes on ' he throw his hand him as if to say ' so what ' so I then get even more
@ I then said ' I plan to get home alive to my family tonight you prat ' then he spits at my face, I quickly turned my face and avoid the spit. with that I hack up the deepest dankest collection of chest bursting gob and spit it straight back in his face, sadly for him it hits the target and is running down his distorted angry screaming face.With that he attempts to run me off the road a couple of times chasing me, I'm in hysterics at this point and pull over, so does he, then this big fat piece of sh1t gets out his motor and start running at me, belly swinging from side to side, I then play catch up and pull away, I can hear him screaming and shouting each time he gets close to the bike, he left his car running in the middle of the road, once I get bored I turn round on the bike give him the finger and scream off laughing.
. ok thinks me, knob alert. so hes watching me more than the lights. and im giving him the stare so before the lights change i look up at whats still a red light. stick the bike into gear and with a lot of revs go to start.... mr cockhead is so busy watching me he sticks the merc into first and drives of,,, lmfao.. into the back of the van lol... i actually had to pull over because i couldnt see to ride with the tears running outa me lol....he was fecking raging lol 
) he looks as though he will vomit, and I roar off into the sunset!
