At the hospital

[legendlives]

Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room

[MacV2]

I didn't know Marty was having problems down there...

[bigtwinthing]

Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her life.. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's private part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said, "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a Nurse and a lady, I promise that it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room

made my wife laugh too, the joke not the size of it.

[legendlives]

Went for my annual checkup today and everything seemed to
be going fine, - until he stuck his index finger up my butt ...
Do you think I should change dentists?

[lloydie]

No but can I have his number?

[bigtwinthing]

No but can I have his number?

thats so 'gay' lloydie but i did laugh

[TheGingerBeardMan]

...everything seemed to be going fine, until he stuck his index finger up my butt ...Do you think I should change dentists?

Nah! - Start worrying when you hear the sound of a zip, and he suggests that there's another cavity he's spotted that needs filling....

Never seen a happy dentist yet: they always look down in the mouth.

I suppose it's just another day at the orifice.

[bigtwinthing]

...everything seemed to be going fine, until he stuck his index finger up my butt ...Do you think I should change dentists?

Nah! - Start worrying when you hear the sound of a zip, and he suggests that there's another cavity he's spotted that needs filling....

Never seen a happy dentist yet: they always look down in the mouth.

I suppose it's just another day at the orifice.

i hope me zipping my leathers up this morning will contain my sides. They are opening up due to the funny Dentist skit.

Have i said my Dentist is a "Hottie" fwaa. I don't mind going.

[TheGingerBeardMan]

my Dentist is a "Hottie" fwaa. I don't mind going.

My 2nd last dentist was a young (ish) punk lass!

Multi coloured hair, pointed Egyptian style eye-shadow, piercings, tattoos, bright top and striped leggings that looked like the ones Beetlejuice wore. She was great craic. But then she left to work in another practice. Gutted I was.

Shortly after that, I changed practice and have never even been through the front door of the new dentist. And that's been maybe 3 years now. If I need work done, I do it myself. Superglue and a dremel can sort a lot of things. I got bollocked at once before when I arrived with a DIY filling: exterior poly-filla.

The young dentists understood the fears and why it took me ages to settle in the chair. The old gits didn't give 2 hoots. So, they kicked me out and sent me to a "fear" specialist. Never been yet. F**k 'em.

Yeah, I may ride bikes and have self done tattoos. I may have a stinking attitude to some things and look like a badgers butt, but put me in a dentists chair in a clinical environment and whip out a needle to jam in my mouth, and I start sweating and fidgeting more than a novice drug mule entering Customs.

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[legendlives]

My wife is in very bad shape and is currently attached to a machine that keeps her alive.









The refrigerator.

[AMCQ46]

Love it.... Skating in thin ice

[lloydie]

Nice one . Mac take note :-)

[Pete.L]

:-) :-) :-)
You guys crack me up. I'm presently stuck in hospital right now and I'm just wondering if the Nurse has a good sense of humour ( And no I don't mean flopping out my Duracell )
:-)


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[countrymick]

you could be in for a shock however she takes it.....

[Pete.L]

just as long as she takes it