A bloke is rushed to A&E with a Morphy Richards steam iron up his backside....
"Good grief, " said the doctor, "I thought I'd seen it all, how on Earth did you manage that?"
"Well, " said the bloke, "it happened just after my wife opened her birthday present. "
Crap joke #436
Crap joke #436
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...