Franks Xmas Message...
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:23 am
HoHoFekinHo...
Greeting all hoomans of the Storm variety & other two wheeled loons...
Well 2018 has been a strange year, the parts bisiness has been going well & I've been kept busy sorting all the parts requests out for you all...
For your projects, general upkeeps, broken bits & crash damage...
Things were looking good, another year another GrainStorm, a very well attended GrainStorm I'd like to add...
My annual holibobs in Devon was the normal hoot, with great weather & fun company...
I was so looking forward to the inaugral NI Storm fest then the fat fek went & threw himself down the bloody road again putting the kybosh on the trip & causing me more bloody work to sort the Custurd out...again... & it meant missing out on Wales for the second year running...Bloody idiot !
Still what with him being off for so long it meant more work for me...he even wangled a deal to send £300 worth of bits & bobs to Sweeden ! Far to cold a place for spiders I can tell you !
Anyhoo enough about him, today I shall be putting me legs up & doing fek all as the fat one is off out to stuff his mush with xmas comestibles & wont be back till tomorrow...lets hope he can stay on two wheels for the whole journey for a change...
I have a nice fat blue bottle I've been saving for me lunch which I shall be washing down with a fermented gnat gloop I have been brewing this past few months...It's a bit potent I had a wee sniffter the other day & fek me I couldnt spin a web straight for love nor money, It looked like Jackson Pollock had been at the silk...
So have a very merry Crimbletide & I with you all the very best for 2019.
Ride safe & keep Stormin...
Excuse any grammer or spilling mistooks I'm a bloody spider...
Actually whilst hes away I'm gonna peruse that specilist web site Spiderpornhub for a bit of fly on fly action...
PHWOR look at the wings on that !
Greeting all hoomans of the Storm variety & other two wheeled loons...
Well 2018 has been a strange year, the parts bisiness has been going well & I've been kept busy sorting all the parts requests out for you all...
For your projects, general upkeeps, broken bits & crash damage...
Things were looking good, another year another GrainStorm, a very well attended GrainStorm I'd like to add...
My annual holibobs in Devon was the normal hoot, with great weather & fun company...
I was so looking forward to the inaugral NI Storm fest then the fat fek went & threw himself down the bloody road again putting the kybosh on the trip & causing me more bloody work to sort the Custurd out...again... & it meant missing out on Wales for the second year running...Bloody idiot !
Still what with him being off for so long it meant more work for me...he even wangled a deal to send £300 worth of bits & bobs to Sweeden ! Far to cold a place for spiders I can tell you !
Anyhoo enough about him, today I shall be putting me legs up & doing fek all as the fat one is off out to stuff his mush with xmas comestibles & wont be back till tomorrow...lets hope he can stay on two wheels for the whole journey for a change...
I have a nice fat blue bottle I've been saving for me lunch which I shall be washing down with a fermented gnat gloop I have been brewing this past few months...It's a bit potent I had a wee sniffter the other day & fek me I couldnt spin a web straight for love nor money, It looked like Jackson Pollock had been at the silk...
So have a very merry Crimbletide & I with you all the very best for 2019.
Ride safe & keep Stormin...
Excuse any grammer or spilling mistooks I'm a bloody spider...
Actually whilst hes away I'm gonna peruse that specilist web site Spiderpornhub for a bit of fly on fly action...
PHWOR look at the wings on that !
